One of the coolest and most destructive things about humanity is our constant need to climb in a neverending ascent to make whatever we have that is cool just a bit (or a lot) cooler. This can be a bad thing in the case of gamblers, drug addicts, etc, or a crazy extreme sports kinda thing like bungee jumpers, skydiving, constantly climbing the highest mountains they can find, etc, but the best example of this is when you encounter seasoned sluts in porn like in Anal Intruder 7.

First off I gotta warn you that unlike the non-stop full-out start to finish hardcore sex that I enjoy…they do try to be pretentious and waste your time with the pretense of a story. In my opinion fire the fucking writer, throw out any scripts, use the money you save on drugs and alcohol…tell these sluts to go crazy and let the cameras roll. It would’ve made for a better movie, but this was still sploogeworthy material.

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Back to what I was saying about these sluts being an example of the good way that some people are driven to seek a bigger buzz and new heights in their experiences, cos damn these chicks are super fine super-sluts and they have taken so much cock up their pussies that their anal eagerness is a turn-on value in itself. They fill both holes either with cocks or toys, girl on girl, girl on guy…doesn’t fucking matter.

The other night I reviewed Nymph Fever 9 and found it so hot that I looked for other movies that sounded similar and found Born For Porn. Now first off with Nymph Fever 9, I let you all know that it totally lived up to its name in every way. Sadly, Born For Porn left me flaccid and frustrated as well as pissed off that people lie when making titles for movies, or they are just fucking morons, and hopefully they never breed anything for any purpose, including more moronic children modelled on their own genes.

This movie is just sad, sad, sadder than sad…and saddest of all is that obviously some lamewit actually believed that these chicks were the kind of sluts that are “Born For Porn”. These chicks are maybe born for saying ‘Would you like some fries with that ? Or cooking breakfast for hubby before he goes off to do real things, and she then vegetates on her daily soap operas. Maybe these chicks were born to hang out at the mall texting and going ‘tee-hee’…but they were not Born For Porn unless it was some truly lame-ass porn they were born for (in which case this movie qualifies).

The sex itself is very standard…the chicks, while pretty enough in a way also tend to look very generic and really other than naked flesh and generic fucking has nothing to give your willy a thrilly.

So one generous cock-up for Born For Porn…don’t waste your time like I did, and pick a better movie instead.

Another Milf Movie to Manhandle your Meat to…Even though this is number 9, its the first Nymph Fever movie I’ve seen. (maybe hearing the beatles revolution #9 too many times messing with my priorities…..dooo doo doo doo) The heat factor, while not anything truly special, was good enough that at some point I will take a look for more in the series. The producers or whomever certainly did not lie when titling Nymph Fever 9 anyways.

They played it safely to make sure they got nymphs for Nymph Fever 9, and searched that 30-something milf market, grabbing sluts who obviously love sucking, fucking and doing it on camera for your pleasure as much as Rosie O’Donnell enjoys eating small foreign children.

No matter what kind of porn, (except that ugliness movie I reviewed the other day) whether it’s amateur or professional…high budget or lower end scale like this one; there is one thing that makes porn hot or not, (unless you’re some kinda sicko wackjob who should be in jail) the total into-it-iveness of the chicks as they ride their way thru the pussy pounding movie that they are in. I almost think that, just like with steroids in sports, they are going to have to regulate MILF action in movies one day soon, cos getting chicks like that to be in amateurish movies like this when they are in their sexual prime is almost rigging the game…like getting Roger Clemens to pitch for a ten-year old baseball team.

See that’s the thing about Nymph Fever 9, there was no one spectacular outta sight sex scene that really stood out, yet the true nymphomania on display carried the whole movie enough that I was able to cum twice watching it, and therefore

Nymph Fever 9 gets four cocks-up.

One of the most essential ingredients if you’re trying to create a super spicy sexfest porn flick is the slut factor of the actresses. It’s always hot to see some nympho chick getting fucked and showing how much she loves cock. If you’re lucky as a producer and a viewer you get to experience the true sluts of the biz who you get to see in some movies enjoying cock and in some movies getting just as jazzed up while getting juiced up with other equally hot sluts.

Chick Flick 8 is pornographic proof that some things do not change over time. Even when we were young, if we were to hear that Suzie down the street was having a sleepover; we would know, or somehow sense, that on some level it was a more fun or special time than we would have when one of our buddies would sleep over. Chick Flick 8 shows that 15 years later, those special times that some chicks have when they get together still has a vibrancy of its own, guaranteed to satisfy your most voyeuristic needs.

The jewel in the crown for Chick Flick 8 is the final sensational squirting sapphic sex session as three of the sluttiest sluts that ever did slut, get together to jam together in one of the sluttiest, most energetic chick on chick on chick scenes I have ever seen.

Chick Flick 8 gets four cocks-up…next time slam some cock into these pussies too and your next ‘Chick Flick’ will get a five.